The terms, in plain English
Terms of use
What this website is, what the prices on it mean, and what nothing on it should be taken as a promise of.
This is a demonstration website
Woodside Pizza, LLC is a fictional business built to demonstrate what a restaurant website can look like. No order placed here reaches a kitchen and no telephone number here will reach anybody. It was built to show what can be designed, provisioned, deployed and hosted through MaiaHost. The shop, its staff, its history, its prices and its premises are invented, and every telephone number on it is the placeholder 000-000-0000.
Prices
Every price on this site is stated in United States dollars and includes what the description says it includes. Prices change when costs change; the menu in the shop is the one that applies. Nothing here is an offer capable of acceptance, and a price shown on a website that has not been updated does not bind a restaurant.
Allergens and dietary information
The allergens page is the authoritative statement and it says, plainly, that this is a shared kitchen in which no dish can be described as free of any allergen. Descriptions elsewhere on this site tell you what an ingredient is; they are not, and must not be read as, a statement that a dish is safe for somebody with an allergy or with coeliac disease.
If a reaction would be serious, please read that page and telephone before ordering anything.
Delivery estimates
Every delivery time we quote is an estimate, not a promise, and we will not offer you a guarantee we would have to break on a Friday at eight o'clock. If the kitchen is running long we would rather tell you thirty minutes late on the telephone than let you find out at the door. No time quoted on this site, on the telephone or at the counter is a guarantee, and none is offered as one.
What we do not claim
We hold no certification from any Neapolitan pizza association, we have won no award, we appear in no guide, and we have not been voted anything by anybody. There are no customer reviews or star ratings on this website, because a rating you cannot trace to a real diner is decoration. We name no supplier's brand either: we tell you what an ingredient is, not whose label is on the box.
Pizza is not health food, and we are not going to pretend otherwise. A wholewheat crust is a different flavour and a little more fibre; it is not a diet. A vegetable pizza is still bread, cheese and oil. We publish no calorie counts because we do not weigh portions to a standard that would make the number true, and an invented number is worse than none.
Photographs
Every photograph on this website was generated for this demonstration. No image is a record of a real dish, a real evening or a real person, and nobody depicted is a member of staff anywhere. Food photographs are illustrative of the style of dish described and not of a particular portion.
Content and links
The text, photographs and design of this site belong to their author. You are welcome to link to any page. Please do not reproduce the content as your own.
Where we link off this site — and there is one such link, to a map — we do not control what is on the other end of it.
Getting in touch
Woodside Pizza, LLC, 37-32 61st Street, Woodside, NY 11377. pizzaria@bestdealwebdesign.com.
Twelve to fifteen minutes, and worth the wait
Order a pie
Telephone the shop and we will tell you honestly how long the kitchen is running before you commit to anything. Collection is always quicker than delivery and the pizza is always better for it. If you are ordering for a crowd, the catering page has the trays and the notice we need.